St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021

Fart Shart

Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time

I think i just Fart Shart my self

by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021

Sharting out

Queening out while farting and sharting

We were sharting out so bad last night

by pleskosi January 03, 2025

ala shart

When you think you have to take a large dump, but it comes out in little pieces one at a time.

I though I had to take a huge dump, turns out it was ala shart

by rockmongrel October 17, 2023

ass shart

its an ass, that shit farts

your an ass shart

by french sppppder March 12, 2021

sharts-icle

an ice cream cone where someone/something has sharted inside of it.

"Hey mark, wanna go buy some sharts-icles at Dan's Market?"

by egc01 December 29, 2023

micro shart

The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.

I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.

by Anon_* January 09, 2021