russian unicycle

To bone a dude in the ass complimented with a reach around. While dude getting boned sticks a finger in other dudes ass.

After a long day in rehab Sam and Dan got down on the russian unicycle.

by arbor junkie June 30, 2015

Russian Piss

when you accidentally drink vodka instead of water

dude the other night I accidentally Russian pissed- i was DD

by Z412 July 14, 2019

Russian Sludge

Cumming into a shot glass of vodka for the perfect savory midnight treat

I woke up at 3 am for that savory Russian Sludge

by SlipperyTant March 7, 2017

russian turnpipe

1.)The realization that when another person says they were hurt, it can't be decided by someone else whether they were.
2.) What happens when you try to think about what would happen when you actually get off your lazy ass and do something with yourself. Not that you'll actually do it, though.
3.) A technique for sex in which someone gets jammed forcefully into a small metal pipe by a Russian dude, effectively killing them. Not actually for sex. Just to kill.

He was an asshole until he had a russian turnpipe.

by Brian Montel July 29, 2017

Russian Wank

A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.

Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!

by daddyscock May 4, 2020

Russian-bow

Ro-sham-bo for russians but with the added bow gesture.

Originated from the Murmansk suburb of Rosta on an vodka fueled bender where two men were to decide between getting more vodka or steal a boat from the nearby shipyard.
The bow gesture still remains unknown to this day.

-Let's do a Russian-bow!
-What?
-Roshambo with a bow!
-Shut up you're drunk

by Razul Ham April 14, 2015

russian sandwich

Synonym for borf
Also rhymes with 'sneef'
Expulsion of semen through lip flappage

After we were done with the intercourse, she made a russian sandwich all over my bed.

by shootandt March 27, 2016