The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.
Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
by TomKVideo January 3, 2009
Get the Facebook Newsmug. A period of time in which you no longer have to selectively tag and untag yourself from photo albums being added to the book; you look good.
Person One: "I've noticed a large number of photos of you have been appearing in my news feed recently. Pourquoi?"
Person two: "Man I'm in my facebook prime right now, bullets can't stop me."
Person two: "Man I'm in my facebook prime right now, bullets can't stop me."
by Rowdy_Roddy360 February 17, 2010
Get the Facebook primemug. by Project7 January 19, 2010
Get the Facebook Bluemug. A term describing someone who only talks to you via facebook, and avoids interaction outside of it.
This is sometimes because one person simply wants another friend on their friend-list, but it can also be mutual.
This is sometimes because one person simply wants another friend on their friend-list, but it can also be mutual.
Guy #1: We talk on facebook all the time, and then when I wave to her at school she looks the other way.
Guy #2: Hm. She seems to be a facebook-exclusive. I wouldn't count on a real relationship with her.
Guy #2: Hm. She seems to be a facebook-exclusive. I wouldn't count on a real relationship with her.
by aaandreeewww September 20, 2009
Get the facebook-exclusivemug. by mnkey kilr June 13, 2010
Get the Facebook A Kmug. A person who spends most or all of their time devoted to the social networking site known as Facebook. This person is a fool, because they could be utilizing this time to do something much more productive such as raising children properly or getting off welfare.
Have you heard from Jimmy lately? No. Ever since he got hooked up with high speed internet via his next door neighbor's connection, he has been a complete Facebooking Fool. He hasn't left his house (mom's house) in over a month and said he has 2000 friends on there, but hasn't actually seen one of them in person for over 20 years.
by The Man, The Myth, The Peasant September 3, 2009
Get the Facebooking Foolmug. Jake -I got 1,500 friends in this cool networking game called Facebook and you got like 10. LMAO, you suck..
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.
by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009
Get the Face-to-Facebookmug.