Dutch Diving

The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.

I’m going Dutch Diving with my friends later today, going for mainly the shit.

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

Duffster Dive

A term to describe a meteroic fall from grace of a high ranking public official mired in political scandal as a result of activity that amounts to political suicide for the official and anyone else that has voluntarily enaged in the activity.

A politician that has been caught mishandling public funds and who then engages in political subterfuge in an attempt to cover up the error is doing a "Duffster Dive".

by juris skeptic May 21, 2013

Dive talking

When you don’t wanna say something in person so you say it through something but not necessarily

“Omg Ashley I texted Ashton as if I was dive talking but it felt so good to get it off my chest and just tell him I was in love with him”.

by Dutches February 14, 2018

Dives

A person who is outdated and a narrow minded boomer.

Look at him. He just judged the girl based on what she wears. He's such a dives

by Balruban April 16, 2022

Dumpster Dive

When two raccoons are rectally inserted and followed by anal sex

Hey baby i found two raccoons outside. Can i dumpster dive in you?

by Peppermint pancake August 18, 2025