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mad cow disease

by Joel Summerhays November 20, 2003
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Politically transmitted disease

A highly objectionable political or social view or affiliation held by a previously compassionate and socially conscious person after a prolonged, sexual relationship with an ultra-conservative individual. Abbr: PTD.
Shamona was pretty cool until she started sleeping with that neo-con Nigel and picked up that politically transmitted disease... now she's uncomfortable unless she's surrounded by people of pallor.

When he said he was D & D free, I thought that included PTDs. Now I find out he's been a greedy pig ever since he got married to Lauren.

Wtf, you belong to the NRA? Politically transmitted diseases are worse than chlamydia, dude!
by rubricguy March 19, 2010
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Mad pow disease

When theres so much powder at the ski resort you and your friends are going absolutely crazy running over each other and totally destroy one another.
How was the resort today?
Dude, after waiting in lift line for 2 hours, once we got to the top everybody totally had mad pow disease, it was sick
by leperms December 13, 2014
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touch screen disease

When the screen on your phone starts freaking out.
Touch screen disease is what Faith has on her phone. phone is actually possessed by evil spirits. I recommended that she drown the phone in her pool.
by EARNEST T TUBBS November 5, 2017
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Jake Paul's Disease

If you're watching Jake Paul's ass-giving, shit-living videos, CONGRATULATIONS! I'll see in you're funeral!
Max: Jake Paul's videos are sick!
Dr. James: Of course they are! You're infected you tiny bitch! It's called Jake Paul's Disease!
by Why the fuck are you reading? November 9, 2018
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mark waters disease

Mark waters disease also known as Mark waters disease
Mark waters disease is a form of disease and not a disease example you got Mark waters disease
by Sinotyrannus November 17, 2022
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blind stan disease

blind stan disease; when you stan someone for a certain amount of time, but only realize their flaws after you unstan
i only realized *celeb* was so manipulative towards their fans after i unstanned them. can't believe i had blind stan disease.
by Dramayanti May 13, 2020
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