tasty bullshit

a food item, generally a concoction of "bullshit" all thrown together that turns out to be surprisingly delectable.

Jesus Tapdancing Fuck Cocks! This pepperoni and peanut butter cereal is some TASTY BULLSHIT!

by bmb1455 December 7, 2022

Lesbo bullshit

Lesbian miscommunication and misunderstandings due to avoidance and confusion and vice versa

Friend 1: *nonverbal*
Friend 2: *nonverbal*
Both: oh no why are there so many unanswered questions?? What is this lesbo bullshit??&?&?&?&?&?

by f4iryg0ds March 18, 2025

Bullshit

Verb: To engage in idle chat and/or other very low maintenance task.

"What do you and Jim like to do when you hang out?"

"Eh we kinda just hang out in the living room and bullshit for awhile."

by Ghterttrr March 28, 2019

Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can

Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.

by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025

Credible bullshit

Bullshit, but you can fact check it

We were arguing, and I won with some credible bullshit.

by morganpigorgan June 24, 2020

Bullshit

An election between one candidate who has spent most of his entire life compromising, and the other who has spent most of his entire life trying to force other people to compromise.

The bullshit is why some of us don't vote.

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.

"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.

by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022