Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text
Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned
Madison: Now you know how it feels
Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected
Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned
Madison: Now you know how it feels
Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected
by counter-salt-patent April 20, 2018

Based on the Jimmy Neutron "Sodium Chloride" Meme this statement is used to express that the poster has scientifically explained something in an unnecessary, obvious, or otherwise annoying fashion. Similar to Um, Actually except it specifically refers to scientific statements.
ME: I don't like the SMAA 2x setting, it makes the game look blurry
Rando: UM ACTUALLY, It’s a technique used to smooth otherwise jagged lines or textures by blending the color of an edge with the color of pixels around it. The result should be a more pleasing and realistic appearance, depending on the intensity of the effect. The SMAA 2x adds blur to lines that's what it does. Overall in any game certain antialiasing will make things look more blurry
ME: No it's Salt
Rando: UM ACTUALLY, It’s a technique used to smooth otherwise jagged lines or textures by blending the color of an edge with the color of pixels around it. The result should be a more pleasing and realistic appearance, depending on the intensity of the effect. The SMAA 2x adds blur to lines that's what it does. Overall in any game certain antialiasing will make things look more blurry
ME: No it's Salt
by dxgg June 10, 2020

by Niggerballs420 August 20, 2021

The comments made by angry, 'snowflake' religionists / comic-fanboys on clickbait-youtube-videos because they're upset about the video.
by Emdosis January 30, 2018

A state of being pissed off or upset.
NOT “salty”, Salt is a complete embodiment of the state of being upset, potentially long lasting and very severe.
NOT “salty”, Salt is a complete embodiment of the state of being upset, potentially long lasting and very severe.
A: “My mom backed out of the garage and hit my car, AND she said she’s not paying to fix it.”
B: “That’s so tough man, how are you feeling?”
A: “I’m so salt.”
B: “That’s so tough man, how are you feeling?”
A: “I’m so salt.”
by D123L123 February 10, 2022

by cesuna December 4, 2016

by CaptnSparrow April 14, 2023
