pimp sling

a sling worn around the neck to hold up and maintain an extremely long and girthy penis.

dude, i got a new purple velvet pimp sling for my bro yesterday!

by zemsten January 11, 2008

home-pimped

where a random chav or nerd attempts to upgrade their own cars at home by adding ugly body kits, and sometimes flames. a cry out for coolness.

no1- man your car is crap
no2- naa man i home-pimped it, now it is bangin
no1- you suck.

by jack.d March 31, 2007

Romeo Pimp

A “pimp” who convinces his girlfriend/wife/baby mama to become a ho “temporarily”, so that they may get out of a financial jam. She is usually his only ho. If there is another ho, it is typically one of her friends. He has no idea what it takes to be a real pimp, but he wants to do desperately. His girlfriend ho is actually the one in charge.

Also known as a Chili pimp, Boyfriend pimp or Simp pimp.

Individual #1: “Ricky fancies himself a pimp but his only ho’s are his girlfriend and her friend. He has no idea what he’s doing. They be living outta that motel”

Individual #2: “He’s a Romeo Pimp for sure”

by DP32 November 20, 2020

pimp the situation

Make the best out of the moment / Wing it, dude...

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm falling for this girls but I'm too shy to talk to her.
Person 2: pimp the situation, pussy.

by OfficialHAA April 21, 2017

popo pimp

An older man who drives an expensive car or is immeasurably wealthy.

Hey, I saw a popo pimp the other day.

Oh yeah? Where?
Down by the yacht club, he had a gold chain on his neck and everything.

by plaidmaster April 16, 2014

Straight Pimping

1. Straight pimping is something random you say when you look at a picture you like or play a game and you do something you like.

2. Basically you can say Straight pimping to anything

1.Girl: Do you like my Dress?

Boy: Hell yea, "Straight Pimping"

2. Hey man have you seen that new "Planet of the Apes" movie?

Yeah Dude it was "Straight Pimping"

by MrUnOfficial1 August 14, 2011

Simp Pimp

A person who has multiple people simping over them

Jennifer always has a lot of cash because she's a Simp Pimp.

by I_tothe_J July 4, 2020