earth muffin

hippie/enviro/tree-hugger girls, especially the cute ones, and with a good connotation.

I'm gonna head down to the Green Festival and try to pick me up an earth muffin.

by Mark Zim January 2, 2009

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blueberry muffins

A synonym for Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat beer, which tastes suspiciously of blueberry muffins.

Hey, let have some blueberry muffins and sit in the hot tub!

Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.

Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.

by O' Briney March 5, 2009

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lard muffin

cow lard+cake mix=lard muffin

I'm gonna feed you this lard muffin if you dont shut up.

by rawrmarkers November 2, 2007

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Duck Muffin

duck muffin is the worst thing you can say to another living cracker (insult)

you are a Duck Muffin

by The D Word October 3, 2015

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Clutch Muffin

After someone gets a clutch on a game of Call Of Duty. That player gets a clutch muffin.

Person 1:OOHHHH 1Vs5 CLUTCH!!!!!!!

Person 2:You get a clutch muffin!!! YUM

by Francisco The Robot August 25, 2010

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blueberry muffin

In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.

person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.

by DirteeDude2 March 10, 2014

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