Grease hole contest

When you and your boys oil up each other’s assholes and see who can last the longest before wiping it off!

Hey joe! Let’s go do a Grease hole contest!

by Turbonutchuk June 8, 2025

Greased Egg grip

When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.

Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!

by SRG720 January 27, 2012

dr grease

the gayest person on the planet

man that guy dayton is dr grease

by lynnknight May 10, 2023

Greasing

A synonym for the slang terms “tryharding” and “sweating” which means to put all of your effort into a video game and being unhealthily good at it. It comes from the term “greaser” which one of its many meanings can mean a very oily/greasy gamer.

Look at his score! He’s greasing this game!

by Pozhar May 4, 2024

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Caught grease

When a single action causes multiple reactions, affecting more than one person/group/organization for the same reason - splattering like grease and landing on several individuals.

Man, those servers up front caught grease for the new burger sauce recipe.

by Brando's Magnum Dong September 24, 2021

grease

beer that is used to space out shots of hard liquor

Man, i had too many shots and not enough grease.

by Sooy May 28, 2007