Japanese Food

Heaven on Earth

Japanese Food is amazing

by Y'all are Stupid October 2, 2020

Food Banker

Cockney rhyme for 'Wanker' but also implies that the person is also poor or has not enough money to buy food.

Fuck off you food banker

by Andy_Connor November 12, 2022

Horny for Food

When you really desire a certain food very badly

"Omg I'm horny for food, sis"

by Words I made up July 17, 2019

Cabinet Food

The type of food one finds themselves eating when their parent figure is out.

Bradly's parents celebrated their anniversary in the city on wednesday and he had to depend on the cabinet food for sustenance. This meant nothing but pop-tarts and an open bag of cheese doodles.

Dylan was sad when he realized cabinet food would be his only dinner for christmas.

by The Seanigan December 19, 2009

barn food

any types of salad

...Des eating salad at party while everyone else on the table are eating meat, fish...

Gian: Des, what are you having?

Des: Salad.

Gian. Ewww. Why are you having barn food? They're for cows.

by Blahhhh08 December 28, 2010

Food carb

One has eaten too many cookies, cakes, candies, donuts & ice cream. Not to mention pasta & breads. So MANY that you keep stating that your in a food carb when you mean a carb coma !

Riva is in a full blown food carb!

by AuraGoldBlu October 6, 2019

Plant Food

Being so useless to society while living and able bodied, that you might actually be better off not living anymore. Thus saving resources here on earth for the productive folks, while simultaneously feeding plants with your decomposing remains, ultimately giving your empty life some minuscule value after all…

Christine and Matt are plant food man, they don’t do anything, ever, except maybe for one day and feed some plants with their shitty out of shape bodies….

by Eric Spano May 10, 2023