Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode

Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024

1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh

Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died

by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021

stroke the magic pickle

A sland term for masturbating for males.

Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.

by mackdaddytothe69thpower March 3, 2011

Hot stroke

When you see someone so absolutely flabbergastingly hot you become incapable of functioning. Alternatively, When you can’t help but stare at someone very attractive.

Taylor Swift is so hot every time I see her I have a Hot stroke

by anonymous August 13, 2023

stroking the fu-manchu

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.

I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.

by spicer2 August 8, 2009

Stroke

Attempting to make a normal sentence and failing horribly

Person A:hi my nkfy ig jtwvwhq
Person B: dude are you having a stroke
Person A: yghs plsgh hpdh

by _(┐「ε:)_ October 21, 2019

are you stroking my cock

absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"

by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024