Strawbs

Another name for LSD because of the blotting paper which has images such as strawberries' on it. Clever huh?

Jack quit his strawbs habit when Shaqueel got done for possession.

See LSD

by Jesus Loves You - Nah kidding January 11, 2010

strawman

A logical fallacy where someone unintentionally or purposely twists something someone else says during an arguement. It is mostly used on purpose by oversensitive snowflakes who distort something someone is saying to fit their own narrative or they can begin an argument of their own.

Person reads that an individual passed away due to complications of covid-19 on the media.

Person 1. That person was over 80 and had underlying health conditions.

Person 2. So it's ok for old people are people in ill health to die of covid?

Person 1. Now that there is the classic strawman fallacy. I didn’t say that, I was just stating the possible reasons why he/she passed due to covid-19.

by UltimateDoge December 12, 2020

Scrawny McTwigerthin

One who is underweight or simply thin to a great degree.

"Man, that Scrawny McTwigerthin looks like he hasn't eaten for days."

by Fidoto May 24, 2005

turkey-chicken scrawl

An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that it is even worse than that of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.

a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:

father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody (used as an expletive here) handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.

Son: okie dokey, no problem.

by Sexydimma January 2, 2012

chocolate covered strawberry

When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman on her period, then afterwards without cleaning his penis off, continues to have anal sex.

Dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a chocolate covered strawberry this morning.

by For the Glory of Rome October 13, 2007

Strawberry ShortCake

When you eat a girl out with her period.

Yo dude i heard he gave her a strawberry shortcake at the party.

by Dasiy Love July 7, 2009

Stawberry Milkshake

When having sex with a menstruating woman, the penis is pulled out just prior to ejaculation, then manually ejaculated into the pool of smelly blood on the sheet. The resulting mixture is known as a "Strawberry Milkshake"

I heard Tommy shared a strawberry milkshake with your girlfriend.

by Bluegill August 12, 2004