The True definition: Severe neck pain, brought about by all too vigorous self-pleasuring, normally at point of release of the motherlode.
Worker: Sorry Boss, I'm not able to make it in today; got physio later, and i'm on pain killers for my neck problem.
Boss: Spasm, or Spism?
Worker: Spism - the missus was out shopping last night, so I took the 'bull by the horns' and it all went a bit wrong. It's agony.
Boss: Bad luck chum - next time dont clench too hard, and no German telly.
Boss: Spasm, or Spism?
Worker: Spism - the missus was out shopping last night, so I took the 'bull by the horns' and it all went a bit wrong. It's agony.
Boss: Bad luck chum - next time dont clench too hard, and no German telly.
by von hinton September 8, 2011
Get the Spism mug.Software that attempts to filter out spam email.
Spam filters work in several ways.
1) IP blocking; orginzations like Spam cop provide lists of IP numbers known to be used by spammers.
2) Word list; Spammers repeatedly try to sell the same stupid products so emails containing words like viagra, mlm, bigger penis, remove me ect; are blocked.
3) Heuristics; In an effort to get round spam filters spammers hire people that do have a brain to create more and more elaborate emails. Heuristics is a way using smart programing techniques to block these emails.
Spam filtering is an ongoing race between the spammer and the human race over who owns the inbox.
Helping your spam filter:
1)Never contact, buy from a spammer or click on a link in a spam email.
2)Turn of HTML in your inbox spammers have ways of knowing if a HTML email has been viewed.
3) Never click the on the remove me link in an email, spammers are liars and it will verify you as a live email address for more spam.
Spam filters work in several ways.
1) IP blocking; orginzations like Spam cop provide lists of IP numbers known to be used by spammers.
2) Word list; Spammers repeatedly try to sell the same stupid products so emails containing words like viagra, mlm, bigger penis, remove me ect; are blocked.
3) Heuristics; In an effort to get round spam filters spammers hire people that do have a brain to create more and more elaborate emails. Heuristics is a way using smart programing techniques to block these emails.
Spam filtering is an ongoing race between the spammer and the human race over who owns the inbox.
Helping your spam filter:
1)Never contact, buy from a spammer or click on a link in a spam email.
2)Turn of HTML in your inbox spammers have ways of knowing if a HTML email has been viewed.
3) Never click the on the remove me link in an email, spammers are liars and it will verify you as a live email address for more spam.
User: I have just recieved an email offering me a larger permenantly erect penis, larger breasts, an opportunity to share my credit card details with a nigerian bank worker who wants to give me $16, 000, 000 and access to unlimited prescribed drugs.
I am not sure if I am ready yet to become a mega rich ladyboy with a permenant hard on who is addicted to valium. What can I do?
System Administrator: Hang in there I will check the spam filter
I am not sure if I am ready yet to become a mega rich ladyboy with a permenant hard on who is addicted to valium. What can I do?
System Administrator: Hang in there I will check the spam filter
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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by sarajooo. May 18, 2008
Get the sasm mug.1.what I see whenever I use email. OH GOD now I'm soooooooo fat and stupid I can't fucking
walk.
2.what U R.
3.Yo momma cooch smell.
walk.
2.what U R.
3.Yo momma cooch smell.
by UdaFaggette May 24, 2008
Get the SPAM mug.A. A spam-quiz (or spam quiz) is a quiz found on quizilla that's an Ad, Chain letter, or something that does not belong on a site for quiz making & taking.
B. A quiz that deals with that very fulfilling food spam.
B. A quiz that deals with that very fulfilling food spam.
Example A:
Quiz Title: "BUY prozac cheap online!"
Person: "This is just a spam-quiz!"
Example B.
Quiz title: "What kind of spam are you?"
Person: "Oh! A spam-quiz!"
Quiz Title: "BUY prozac cheap online!"
Person: "This is just a spam-quiz!"
Example B.
Quiz title: "What kind of spam are you?"
Person: "Oh! A spam-quiz!"
by ExcelTinker February 17, 2009
Get the Spam-quiz mug.where a large group of people go to the supermarket of choice, and take every single last can of spam from the shelves.
the first half of the spam is to be hidden around the store randomly, to be found later.
the second half of the spam is to be distributed about the group, then taken to a specific register where the inguiry "how much is this?!" will be made, and, upon recieving the answer, placing the can down next to the register, exclaiming "too much!" in an annoyed tone, and storming off. repeat with remaining second half of spam, each person at a time.
the first half of the spam is to be hidden around the store randomly, to be found later.
the second half of the spam is to be distributed about the group, then taken to a specific register where the inguiry "how much is this?!" will be made, and, upon recieving the answer, placing the can down next to the register, exclaiming "too much!" in an annoyed tone, and storming off. repeat with remaining second half of spam, each person at a time.
by Jimmy Hoffledorf February 8, 2009
Get the Spam Hunt mug.The male reproductive organ.
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.
Or
1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.
Or
1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Officer, you're being a real spam shaft.
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
2.Officer, you're being a real spam shaft.
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
by DedicatedkillerRPO April 13, 2009
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