small dick carl

A Man named Carl that has a extremely small penis

That guy is a 'small dick carl'

by Fresh Doggo April 18, 2018

Small church boi

Someone who is mean but cute at the same time. He also act bad and need to stop

Me: your mean to me
Will: I'm just joking!

Me: SMALL CHURCH BOI!!! STOP!!!

by Ijustmadethissoicanmakededfini April 23, 2019

CEO of small peen

The absolute sexiest and most powerful man alive. His penis is very small and now even visible. It is said that he can make anything happen with just the flick of his dick(which is an innie).

Damn Jack, you’re penis is so small and hot you must be the CEO of small peen!

by Nelson Mandela May 6, 2020

small dick syndrome

What many men experience, causing many men to be and act in toxic and aggressive manners.

Everyone knows that they cannot change parts of their body in any meaningful way, so men born with small penises will try to shape the world into something that makes them feel bigger.

Many men with Small Dick Syndrome develop hatred for women, hatred for more successful men, become obsessed with money, join the military or the police force, etc.

That's my cousin Mike. He does MMA, is a former Marine, a cop, is racist, always on edge, angry and violent. He's never had a woman genuinely want him, and he can't get over his first time with a girl, when she laughed at his penis and walked out.

Oh, so he's just got small dick syndrome.

by RealityForRealists May 1, 2021

a small loan of a million dollars

Donald Trump's childhood.

I started off in Brooklyn, and my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.

by ASmallLoanOfAMillionDollars March 10, 2016

keep your circle small

This means to pick your friends, and stay away from snakes.

Keep your circle small be careful who you trust.

by Clout Boy Ralph January 31, 2018

You're killing me smalls

Direct quote from the 1993 film "Sandlot". After being asked by Ham Porter if he wanted a s'more, Scotty Smalls replies several times with the question, "Some more what?". After his frustration grew with Scotty, Ham replies with, "You're killing me Smalls." This phrase is commonly used to express discontent or frustration towards a person.

Joe: "Hey Scott, can you pass me another Budweiser?"
Scott: "Actually dude, I just finished the last one."
Joe: "... You're killing me smalls."

by AyeMurr November 13, 2011