Secret Salta

It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!

- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?

- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.

by Rainbowflavored Koala Poo December 1, 2017

secret spaghetti

The American version of Dîner en Blanc. A special quiet meal that Miraculously occurs when at least one member is not allowed to eat spaghetti.

Girl 1: *calls girl 2 on cellphone* come over for dinner I am having spaghetti

Girl 2: sorry I can’t, I am on a no pasta diet

Girl 1: ... *whispers into cellphone* but we can have Secret Spaghetti, nobody has to know about it

by Sänd Demon May 29, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

top secret

The definition is so top secret, we can't even tell you the definition.

THE EXAMPLE IS ALSO TOP SECRET.

by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024

Secret Hobo

Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.

- Oh my god, do you know she moves every week to another house.
- Yeah, she is secret hobo.

by pensa_coke_cola June 3, 2024

secret mouth organ

an exclamation of extreme displeasure when words such as shit, bollocks and cock just aren't enough.

Pete: hey andy, somebody just smashed your car up!
Andy: SECRET MOUTH ORGAN!!!!

by stealthy_ginger June 18, 2011

Secret Agent Black Square Screen

Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a fictional character and online personality portrayed by one of, or several of the members of Los Lobos Alfa(or simply Lobos Alfa). The person(s) who portray Secret Agent Black Square Screen is/are believed to be in middle or high school, their exact age(s) is/are unknown. Secret Agent Black Square Screen aka Secret Agent Black often roams the hallways of Omegle, and other video chat platforms.

What if Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a member of the MIB, just like Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith?!.

by Usuario Desconocido September 18, 2022