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Safeway Secret Society

1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.

2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.
Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)
by Penis McPherson December 27, 2007
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Secret Lover

A person you are currently having sex with, which you're not supposed to tell anyone, but somehow gets out regardless of who told who.
"Don't tell anyone, but I have a secret lover."
by Super Secret Lover January 6, 2009
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scratchback

scratchback is a term similar to wetback. A scratchback is a mexican that tripped when trying to jump the fence and went underneath it and scratching their backs all to bat shit
That guy next to the fence is a scratchback
by Tommy James November 29, 2006
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secret hipsters

A colloquial term used to describe seemingly average teenage girls who secretly take artsy hipster-esque pictures on the weekends to boost their self-esteems.
Girl 1: Let's go picnic in the park in our hipster attire this weekend.

Girl 2: Yah girl, I'll make sure to bring my fancy Nikon with me so we can have a super hot photoshoot.

Girl 1: Gahhh we're totally secret hipsters
by hottiemccnuggetpantz January 2, 2012
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Scratch it, rewind.

Scratch it, rewind;

A phrase used at the moment one is speaking and realizes that they know not what the hell they are talking about, or they run into a massive stutter and must start their point over. The phrase removes what was previously said and the person talking can try again to relay the message that was previously goofed.
Jordan: So we were leaving the party and...er...uhhmm..scratch it, rewind. So we were leaving the party and this bitch says...(continues with story)

Professor Higgby: Okay class, t-t-t-tttt-tttooday. (Pauses until roars of laughter cease) Today, were going to learn Calculus.
by Truth by Daylight February 11, 2008
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Secret Bullshitter

Someone who makes up bullshit stories and tells them to people saying " Its a secret, dont tell anyone " often refered to as a cunt.
1st person: Hey Guess what i've heard, but you cant tell anyone "

2nd person: (thinks to himself) oh, here we go, another secret bullshit, stupid secret bullshitter, what a cunt!
by kevtucks January 29, 2009
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