Sausage Dildo

When one defecates into a condom, then tying it off and using it as a dildo.

Omg, I tried using a Sausage Dildo last night, it felt fantastic!

by Vadlos August 21, 2016

Brown the sausage

To engage in anal intercourse. To stick ones penis in anothers butt.

I was with a hot chick last night that let me do everything but brown the sausage!

by scatbrat September 25, 2010

Slinging the sausage

To apply penile organs to a willing recipient.

"Dude! He was totally slinging the sausage with that girl from the bar last night!"

by runner0128 March 3, 2015

Sausage hangover

The deliciously painful feeling experienced the morning after a bout of particularly vigorous intercourse.
Applicable, but not limited, to homosexual activity.

"You alright Alisdair? You look like you're gonna throw up!"
"Yeah, just a touch of sausage hangover; Iain got a little carried away last night after watching Bill Odie on Springwatch..."

by Dirty Animals February 23, 2009

Sausage fest

"When you go to a party and there are hardly any females there"

dude, there are no girls here. this is a complete sausage fest!

by KC813 February 25, 2009

sausage fist

when a person has a large boner that is punched

if it is completely inverted it is known as a complete sausage fist

Jimmy was So hard when Karen walked by i HAD to sausage fist him

by ipe September 28, 2011

Sausage Links

Poop that comes out whole but pinches off into little links. Resembles sausage links for breakfast.

After eating all of that pizza last night, I had sausage links poop this morning.

by ShawnDiesel October 26, 2009