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Snack Bracket

Pertaining to the dating rule of "Half your age plus seven" to denote potential mates of a socially acceptable age. Those within an acceptable age range for engaging in an intimate relationship with.
Mary: Check out those hot guys outside of the University Centre...

Janine: No way man. Those guys are in first year. Completely out of your snack bracket.
by Valstar June 19, 2010
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snatch snack

A penis, finger, thong underwear, or any other item that goes into a woman's girlcrack (vaginal cleft or vestibule)as if it were eating the item as a snack.
"Dang girl, your pussy must be hungry cause it's swallowing up a snatch snack." or "you call that tiny, pathetic little snatch snack a cock?"
by Sandra Mendez July 15, 2008
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ohio crack snack

A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
by bennypotsmoker April 19, 2007
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Snacc

When someone, particularly a girl, is lookin hella fine and you consider doing a much on her genitalia.
Damn Danielle, you lookin snacc as fuck today girl.
by TheBigFatDog March 24, 2017
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late night snack

The part after sex where the man demands his woman to go and make him a snack, the refusal of which results in the the man throwing her down the stairs and pooping into her mouth.
Luther asked Ethel to make him a sandwich after having sex with her. When she ignored him he gave her a late night snack and she woke up at the bottom of the stairs with bad breath.
by RockinTheFro August 7, 2007
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snacksville

the munchies when you are really really blown. you have to make it to the crave center.
Take me to snacksville. I've got snacksville dude.
by Jeffrey Tessler July 4, 2005
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snackfu

Wilma experienced a snackfu when both scoops of ice cream fell off the cone and landed in the gutter.

Jethro realized his snackfu when he noticed his Zingers were spoiled and there was no other junk food available.

You too could have a snackfu on your hands if the vending machine takes your money but doesn't dispense your goodies.
by StarBarx October 21, 2007
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