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scoulgal

Verb: An odd type of snuggle cuddling , after a long wrestleing match with your preferred mate.
Me and my wife scoulgal every week to get out frustration and we laugh doing so. ;)
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Should

Is/Will definitely not. Contrary to it's primary definition, when used in project management, software development or general troubleshooting, this term converts to the opposite of it's intended use.
Example 1
Tom: I've fixed a few things. The system should be up now.
Sarah: Thanks! Wait, it still doesn't work.
Tom: Oh sorry, I should be able to get it working before I leave for vacation.

Example 2
Amy: The project should be done by the end of March.
Greg: (In September) We've encountered some unexpected delays in the project and are a few months behind.
by scpeezy August 22, 2018
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Shoulder Pocket

A shoulder pocket is a hole formed by the meeting of your collarbone and your shoulder. The shoulder pocket is important when identifying a potential mate, for the obvious benefit of being able to hold snacks for after-coitus hunger.
Omg Mariah, Jon has the BEST shoulder pockets. I am gonna marry that mutha fucka.
by KoeiLovesJonsShoulderPockets August 24, 2018
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sexoulagans

a couple who prefer to have sex in a crazy or otherwise unorthodox place, (i.e, a place where others congregate together publicly)
the wife and i were turned on by the thought of many others around who could see us that we became sexoulagans right on the couch!
by chwee86 September 27, 2018
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Seolin

A gorgeous person everyone loves to death, one of the nicest, most down to earth people you may ever meet. Boys basically love her, and girls do too. I bet there's a total of 2 people that may possibly dislike her. Cares for all people and will never be selfish. Gets in stupid ass beef but it's whatever. She dates those stupid boys that don't deserve her lmfao, but she still loves them which is whack. Don't let yourself loose a Seolin in your life, she's a keeper I guess haha. Did I mention she's funny? We love that bitch.
lol Seolin.
by sewerwaterlmfao October 15, 2018
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Shoulder Nipples

Those pesky bumps left on shirts by the ends of the hangers.
Bob discovered too late that his shoulder nipples were quite erect. "Is it cold in here or are your shoulders just glad to see me?"
by Aldo Barishnikov2 October 22, 2018
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Shoulder Candy

You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.
I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.
by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018
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