A condition involving someone who has given oral sex to a guy, and ejaculate shooting down the wrong pipe,
getting stuck in the person's throat. Days later, with the spooge mass still lodged in the throat, the person panics, forgetting the blowjob, and believing the mass to be some kind of infection or inflammation. This poor soul can't afford healthcare, and for some reason fears the E.R., so he is left trolling
the internet, begging for free medication to treat the phantom infection, generally hamming it up with sob stories about having no friends and being walked out on by everyone in his life.
This is loosely based on the life of Lord Rick, a "
paranormal investigator", who is constantly whining and crying over such things happening to him. Check his Myspace blog if you need verification.