Put Down the Kelp

Means stop sucking dick. In spongebob, theres an episode where the krusty krab sells Kelp drinks and it shows spongebob slurping on the straw, so it means stop slurping on dick.

Matthew: "Oh my god Nathan, you have the best handles and the best shot in basketball and youre really good."
Nathan: "Thanks?"
Nick: "Put down the kelp matthew, jheeez"

by fumastyle November 5, 2017

putting the pussy on the pedestal

when a girl thinks shes hot shit when in reality their more like a 5 or lower

"this girl thinks she's so hot, bitches really be putting the pussy on the pedestal"

by yeeeeaaaaamaaaannn January 7, 2023

Put down the knife

To go vegetarian or more specifically, vegan. Referring to the 2011 documentary 'Forks over knives' in which researchers explore the possibility that people changing their diets from animal-based to plant-based can help eliminate or control diseases like cancer and diabetes.

Girl 1: You are looking so good lately, what's your secret?

Girl 2: I put down the knife.

by my mAin Hack October 1, 2016

put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.

After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"

by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021

Putting the milk in first

This is an act mainly done by intellectuals. Putting the milk in first makes SURE that the cereal doesn't get soggy and anyone who puts the cereal in first should be shot, executed and then tortured beyond belief

Person: Oh hey dude what happened?
Intellectual: Just saw some fucking DEMON putting the cereal in first
Intellectual 2: Yeah putting the milk in first in the proper way to do it

by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019

puts you in the dirt

Makes you look bad

Yea she puts you in the dirt

by Payyy December 4, 2016

Putting a nose in a spine

The act of bending a girl over to have sex doggy style, and then rubbing your nose back and fourth on her spine until she cums. (This apparently is a huge turn on for girls)

Sean: Bend over girl I want to do doggie style.
Jessi: You know what would really turn me on?
Sean: What?
Jessi: Ever heard of putting a nose in a spine?
Sean: Yeah I've heard of that.
Jessi: Well lets try it then.
Sean: Alright girl HERE IT COMES!

by Rafiki Tutu February 16, 2010