Patrick

Super sexy man that looks like yo mama his mind is full with **** and he’s really inappropriate

Lady 1- “dang who is that sexy man woman”
Lady 2-“oh… that’s Patrick”

by Mr Emil’s pp November 13, 2025

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Patrick

A guy that love kids he often goes to the park to watch them run he has lots of candy for every type of kid

"Patrick scares me"

by Henry hogger September 5, 2021

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Patrick is often bisexual and enjoys men's company as he fumbles the bag with girls. He is under a dry spell and is often ignored when he tries to talk in a group setting. This will soon be ended by an Alice or 'hey mamas' lesbian trying to be adventurous. On holiday Patrick enjoys long walks on the beach in his socks and sandals. When he needs suncream for his pasty skin, he can retrieve it from one of his 50 pockets in his cream cargo shorts (three quarter length ofc). He loves the green and can't hack the soup (the drinking ability of a 14-year-old girl).

"You're such a Patrick"
"Shut the fuck up, I feel sick"

by Paddycakes420 November 25, 2021

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