Dirty Parker

During anal sex between two men the giver finishes then pulls out and proceeds to “dock” onto the recipients penis head.
Bob was smashing my shithole last night and once he’d finished he grabbed my cock and latched on with an unexpected “Dirty Parker”.
by Killerjimbob March 17, 2023
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Parker

a ginger with asian eyes and no eyebrows. he only wears Nike, Under armor and Adidas. he also always chews gum very loudly and spits it in Mia K's hair.
"did you see Parker spit gum in Mia's hair?"
by Big Booty Lightskin Diva December 2, 2019
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parker

Gets shagged by men but only on Mondays . calls it accountancy when its actually just being a rent boy , also lives in a caravan and drinks 40 cans of Guinness a day
i know this gypsy Parker who's defo a rent boy and a alcoholic
by SmashedAndrandom December 28, 2024
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freya parker

shes loyal , fiya , got back , sexy ,funny as
why u searching my mate

freya parker up
by you boyyy November 18, 2023
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Parker Johnpiere

A guy whos destiny is to lose a comp and eat a cum cracker.
Parker Johnpiere lost the comp!
by funnyguy694220 October 10, 2019
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parker's biggest fan

dany is parker's biggest fan
dany loves parker kate busby the most. she is parker's biggest fan for sure!
by busbys January 2, 2021
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Parker

Parker is a terrible person that is a man ho and try’s to cheat on u with ur best friend but they reject him because he is super ugly ,has a dry personality, and oh yeah is dating ur friend
Girls friend:adds Parker on sc

Parker: is dating girl
Parker:hits on girls friend
Girl:breaks up with him
Parker: wonders why she left him
by Fuck parker May 9, 2019
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