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Hot Pants

A side character from the 7th part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, literally just a woman with pink hair that uses a spray can as a stand on a horse
Person 1: hot pants is a good character
Person 2: ok
by *insert funny jojoke here* October 13, 2020
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skanty-pants

Worn out undergarments that a girlfriend sends to their boyfriend who lives a great distance away from them, the smellier the better.
"Scott sniffed Becky's skanty-pants to make his eyes water, so that he could fit in with his fellow emotional friends."
by Sweary Andy January 26, 2006
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poo pants

Someone who has pooed his or her pants. Can be identified by a familiar stinkiness and an awkward guilty expression.
by Cartoonist December 13, 2012
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pants vampire

–noun
1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, that is said to sneak into the closets of unsuspecting, frequently drunk victims, ripping one - and only one - pair of pants before folding and placing it neatly in the middle of the pile.
2. (in Eastern European folklore) a corpse, animated by an undeparted soul or demon with a pants fetish, that periodically leaves the grave and disturbs the living's wardrobes, until it is exhumed and impaled or burned.
3. a person who preys ruthlessly upon other people's pants.
4. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces by ripping their favorite pair of pants.
5. an actress noted for her roles as an unscrupulous seductress, able to seduce the pants off of every and any man she pleases: the vampires of the silent trouser movies.
Chris: Dude, I don't know what happened, but my favorite pair of pants has a huge rip in the ass!

Adam: Pants vampire.
by frannypro April 21, 2009
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Pant Moustache

A hairy moustache poking outside of the pant area.
How was your swim?

It was great except for the old lady in the changing rooms with the fluffy pant moustache. She needs to wax.
by MrsFannyHair April 4, 2011
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paparapa pants

Puffy, bright orange cargo-style pants. Often worn by Gackt (a Japanese rock/pop star) cosplayers for an easy costume.
"Dude, those pants are so paparapa."
"You may have the paparapa pants, but can you paparapa dance?"
by hananokori03 June 15, 2005
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Penny Pants

Tight, spandex leggings worn AS pants allowing for enough visible camel toe to theoretically catch a penny if thrown at it.
She wore penny pants in an attempt to look cool, however she just ended up looking like a skanky whore.
by Jae, Jordan, Jayme October 21, 2009
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