Santa Pimp

n) One who purchases a hooker for the purpoes of gifting it to another
v) Buying a hooker and giving it to someone else for free

Everyone is looking for the Santa Pimp who was said to be in the area.

My friend is so chill that he Santa pimped me this hot bitch for my birthday!

by Toddthewetsprocket December 7, 2013

pimp the situation

Make the best out of the moment / Wing it, dude...

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm falling for this girls but I'm too shy to talk to her.
Person 2: pimp the situation, pussy.

by OfficialHAA April 21, 2017

Romeo Pimp

A “pimp” who convinces his girlfriend/wife/baby mama to become a ho “temporarily”, so that they may get out of a financial jam. She is usually his only ho. If there is another ho, it is typically one of her friends. He has no idea what it takes to be a real pimp, but he wants to do desperately. His girlfriend ho is actually the one in charge.

Also known as a Chili pimp, Boyfriend pimp or Simp pimp.

Individual #1: “Ricky fancies himself a pimp but his only ho’s are his girlfriend and her friend. He has no idea what he’s doing. They be living outta that motel”

Individual #2: “He’s a Romeo Pimp for sure”

by DP32 November 20, 2020

pimp cat

A very large cat that gets you all dem hoes

lonely man : I have no hoes I'm very sad.
Pimp man: then try a pimp cat!

by CamoCat325 April 9, 2022

pimp squared

pimp squared
Also known as pimp² or pimp to the power of two

:: More pimp
:: Double the pimpness

Nathan is pimp squared.

by Tekk27x February 13, 2005

Straight Pimping

1. Straight pimping is something random you say when you look at a picture you like or play a game and you do something you like.

2. Basically you can say Straight pimping to anything

1.Girl: Do you like my Dress?

Boy: Hell yea, "Straight Pimping"

2. Hey man have you seen that new "Planet of the Apes" movie?

Yeah Dude it was "Straight Pimping"

by MrUnOfficial1 August 14, 2011

trailer pimp

Since trailer parks are the rural and suburban counterpart of the urban housing projects, a trailer pimp is a Caucasian player. A whitey version of the well known African American pimp. Not typically an actual pimp responsible for a stable of bitches, but rather a poor white guy who manages to successfully date (and regularly bang) several of his neighbor's wives and daughters for a sustained period before it all goes to shit and he has to pack up the Trans Am and bail.

Robbie says he got his milf neighbor and her daughter to each do a line of blow off of his cock, either he's bullshittin' or he's a certified trailer pimp.

by Brilliantjackass April 28, 2011