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Charmin Ultra soft

Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.
Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.
by Someguy2018 July 19, 2018
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soft nostril syndrome

When your nostrils are so soft, they feel like a baby horses nostrils.
I must have like, soft nostril syndrome.
by Hope money July 9, 2010
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Soft Made Baby

One that since birth has never been able to produce results or finish simple tasks or simply cries a lot. One that is made ever so softly. (SMB)

synonyms: meek, week, lame, also can substitute the word bitch.
boy: I love you, but you dont give me enough affection.
girl: you're such a soft made baby.
by thrillarod September 25, 2010
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soft french kiss

The most wounderful kiss ever.
Its an emotional and beautiful kiss.
Its when you love some one and you can tell by the kiss.
This kiss is when you put your toung half way in your girlfriends/boyfriends mouth and you massage her/his toung by rubbing it with your toung.
Its a soft kiss.
A soft french kiss is the best kiss ever.
by xX(-SWB-)Xx August 28, 2008
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soft cock rock

Usually a group of soft cocks who play together in a band. The sound usually epitomizes the oversensitive, caring and downright girly nature of modern music.
aidan:...im so sick of these soft cock rock bands, play some real music you fucking girls
by aidan tomas February 15, 2008
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Kitty soft paw

When you use the non-dominant hand pleasure yourself below the belt.
He uses Kitty soft paw last night in his room.
by Jackolak December 8, 2022
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Alabama soft serve

To pitch a loaf into ones mouth while they eagerly deepthroat it as if it were a throbbing cock.
YO, that breezy you set me up with last night was a complete freak!!

Not only did she insist on the Alabama soft serve, but she greedily chowed down that trail mix on tap like it was the last supper!! No more blind dates dawg....
by Zackdaddy Smoothsack January 19, 2012
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