curtis oil canvas

The greatest football player ever

Man one: hey did you see that football game
Man two: Yeah Curtis oil canvas was awesome

by rickzdrfasfgd May 7, 2008

oil hick

A man who works on the oil field, swears like a trucker, can’t pronounce their A’s and sleeps with anyone except their wife.

“After o got off work I went to the bar and banged this chick and then went home like nothing happened man”
“Good shit, a real oil hick”
“Only the best”

by Centertree March 15, 2024

Polish oil change

When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.

I asked that bitch for a blumpkin but all I got was a polish oil change instead.

by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025

Diddy oil

Diddy oil is the nickname for the brand of baby oil Diddy used to oil up all the gay men, and kids.

Ima get my Diddy oil and oil you up lil bro

by anonymous August 24, 2025

oil up

To lubricate with oil, to cover or smear with oil or someone wants you to apply some oil to your body.

I wanted my friend to oil up

by Aw08 August 8, 2024

Dominican Fish Oil

When a Man does not bathe for a single month and then takes his collection of smegma and cooks it down into a saucepan until it turns to an oil-like fluid.

"Waitor": Hey chef, table 4 thought there wasn't enough dressing on the salad...so they sent it back.

"Chef": Oh ok, well ill just add some Dominican fish oil and see how they like it.

by Lilac818Lavender December 12, 2020

The Oiled One

The Boiled One Covered In Baby Oil and with butt implants for sexual content

man I would rape the Oiled one

by SIgmaOiler April 15, 2024