shaking his own hand

A somewhat polite term for masturbation

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."

by bigmacs November 30, 2013

swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).

Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.

by pebisibepis April 6, 2023

bring your own guts

Term coined by Clemson football coach Dabo Swinney to describe the mindset players should have for game-day. Clemson will give players on scholarship free tuition, but only the players themselves can bring toughness and determination to their game. BYOG means that players should play hard-nosed football with tenacity and spirit

Dabo: We give you stipends, and meals, and a place to live. We give you nice uniforms. I can’t give you guts. And I can’t give you heart. And tonight, hey, it was B.Y.O.G. Bring your own guts

by Hank28 November 28, 2023

Choose Your Own Adventargh

Choose Your Own Adventure: from the original name of series of gamebooks, Choose Your Own Adventure.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Choose Your Own Adventargh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Choose Your Own Adventure.

"Choose Your Own Adventargh!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 16, 2013

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

My own silliness

I use my own silliness every night

I used my own silliness tonight

by Merlin vac engine May 15, 2022