cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 09, 2019

cold ribs

Other slang for a "cold heart". You're heart is so frozen that it spreads to your ribs. To have both of them usually means you're a person who lacks total affection in general.

Guy 1: Man, you're a cold-hearted person for leaving her on that date.
Guy 2: What can I say bro, I got cold ribs.

by kokobarker973 June 26, 2022

Cold Snap

A period of very cold weather that will finish off the old and infirm.

“Gladys next door snuffed it last night”
“It’s this cold snap, it takes them all”

by Redbaron February 10, 2020

Cold Weather

A term used when you want someone to completly break their wrists, go fucking blind, and get ptsd for the rest of their life when they here AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

guy one: hey play cold weather
other guy:*bass plays* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL WHEN IM STARING AT MY SCREEN AT 4AM TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP

by Karrot01 November 14, 2021

Cold-Softy

When you snap a chicks neck during intercourse

i was banging her, had a nam flashback, snapped her neck, then she went all cold-softy on me"

by linesteppersteve June 15, 2011

sup cold

used as an expression for undercooked taquitos. invented by the magnificent Marley P. the term sup hot is used as a reaction to this.

kelli: *puts taquitos in the microwave for 4 minutes
marley: where are the damn taquitos?!?!
kelli: right here
marley: *touches taquitos
marley: sup cold!
kelli: *puts taquitos in for 30 more seconds, takes them out, and touches them
kelli: sup hot!!!

by kellianne August 27, 2006

Cold kai

To put cold water up your bum and have a water fight

"Dude the sun's out you want a game of cold kai "

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019