Poopy nose

A poopy nose is a simple prank that can be carried out on young siblings, intoxicated friends, or significant others. To give someone a poopy nose, one must first begin by clamping a misled or unconscious persons nose between the first knuckles/joints of the pointer and middle finger. Immense pressure must then be applied to the nose while executing a pulling motion. Attempt to pull the nose off, more or less. This, if done properly, while cause an enormous scab to form on nose of the person receiving the poopy over the next 24 hours. Repeating the act will increase effectiveness

Max is passed out drunk on the couch. Let's give him a poopy nose so we can all make fun of his scab for the next week or two.

by rooolf December 19, 2011

choc-nose

To be one who patronises those in Authority or the act of doing so

1. That choc-nose always makes the boss a coffee

2. I need a raise, I'd better choc-nose the boss and get him another cup of coffee

by POPEYE August 12, 2003

nose holster

A synonym for a woman's cleavage.

Please allow me to bury my face in your amazing nose holster.

by Chas Rockwell January 15, 2015

Downstairs Nose

A slang, yet proper term for ones penis.

Used most often in lighthearted situations.

bro #1" hey bro you gonna hook up with that chick again?"

bro #2 " Na man I blew it. My downstairs nose sneezed too early"

by The criminalz March 30, 2011

Nose Proboscis

...Another way of saying "no problem"

...a proboscis is a nose.

A: Thanks for always being there for me, man! I'm really happy you're my friend...

B: Nose proboscis, dude... That's what I'm here for!

by Klyde Frog February 16, 2009

nose nectar

the snot that sticks to your upper lip when coughing or sneezing while your mouth was full of any sweet liquid

I had a good dose of nose nectar while choking on my milkshake

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

Nose fuck

Nosey person sticking there ore in where it ain’t wanted

You nose fuck! stay the fuck out of my life

by Jo peep June 13, 2018