You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025

Double Stroke Negative

When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.

Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.

Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.

by TupocLives May 31, 2021

Stroke Gold

When you are eating ass and encounter shit.

I was so enjoy eating his ass but stopped when I stroke gold.

by NightGale December 17, 2019

Stroking Dick

When guys are asked about their conversation we call it Stroking Dick.

Hey were y’all hanging earlier ?
Nah we were just stroking Dick

by Wordmaker0 August 25, 2018

girlies stroking session

best known groupchat on discord, lives up to its reputation by being offensive to everyone

Tim: "Did you see Rachel got invited to girlies stroking session?"
Tom: "No way... I'm so jealous."

by apIistia January 5, 2023

Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs

Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!

by Dingo Plingus March 8, 2021

Phantom Stroke

Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.

Sara is the master of the Phantom Stroke, she has really soft towels too.

by SpanglyCharly November 25, 2018