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Simp

Suckas Idolising MAGNIFICENT pussy

basically what ever other definiton says but in this case the female in question is a fucking godess sexy angel its used to complitment the female and an insult to the males only.
''Man that clan is such a simp clan''
''Did you see those snapchats?? What a fucking simp XD''
''Yeah it sucks how they simp for my gf what a bunch of losers''
by Jessica5252525252 April 29, 2020
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Simp

A man that indeed chooses a girl over THE BOYS. Worst cases of simping are paying for girls, spending all their time with their girl instead of THE BOYS, and always talking to their girl and not THE BOYS. Stop your friend from being a simp by noticing the signs, your boy will start to be more distant until he is a full fledged simp. If you need call the simp hotline at 954-668-8729
“Damn my dog river a simp now, he always hangin with bella.”
by mikeurquiaga January 8, 2020
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Simp

If you’re only being nice cuz you wanna lay the pipe you’re a simp.
Dylan won’t hop on minecraft with the boys bc he’s w his girl being a SIMP.
by DylanIsASimp April 8, 2020
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simp

person: ray is such a simp, he spends all day on minecraft
by luna de angelis December 1, 2021
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Simp

A simp is typically named John, john tends to put bros to the side and ditch the boys on Saturdays to hang out with his girl, her name is typically abby.
Simp: a boy that puts a girl before da bois
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simp

Biased empathy for women, lack of it for men - anywhere down to psychopathy; they can however have solidarity with other men over simping matters - pleasing, providing for, protecting a woman, etc; and even solidarity in the lack of empathy for men - abuse of or punishment for men, etc. Most men are instinctively simps. They can be trad/"conservative" simps or modern/"liberal" simps, the difference is the same as in trad vs modern gynocentrism - trads want men sacrificing themselves for society, expect the social state and men to provide for and protecc women first; libs build up more similar political & legal gynocentric biases, as a result imposing more intrusive control over men and their possessions, but they also want men individually more submissive to women, while ridiculing or calling abusive any reverse expectations.

In the most basic sense on the internet simps are those, who give more money to the makeup-wearing web streaming clowns or the already rich ones, overspending, because on some level they consider it their (imaginary) online relationship/friendship.
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive, mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold February 26, 2022
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Simp

An absolute beta male

A man that would lower himself for mediocre pussy

A man who uses chivalry to friend zone himself into an attempt at average pussy
Man, Bryce is such a simp. I heard he told Holly that he trusts her after she cheated on him.
by King Simp December 30, 2019
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