Phone water

Grab a bag fill it with piss and then grab your phone put in the bag to see if your phone is really that water proof

We tryed phone water to test it

by Big dick madden January 25, 2020

phone zoned

When a woman specifically expresses her disinterest in a potential suitor by incessantly playing with her phone. It is a passive form of rejection for a guy who will find his remaining dignity in the friend zone.

Tim thought he had an opportunity to smash with Madison but she phone zoned the hell out of him.

by JustKiddingFool June 2, 2015

eating the phone

Typically an aussie rules football coach does this when they are very upset or about to lose big time

Oh my he is eating the phone

by Lord Beezer March 27, 2020

Dongle-phones

Headphones with a lightning cord attachment. A combination of the words "dongle", which refers to the lightning cord to headphone jack adaptor, and "headphones".

"Meghan your dongle-phones are disgusting."

by Discolimeade April 21, 2018

Plasti-phone

A plastic appearing saxophone. Normally has a matte type of finish.

“The girl in the second row plays a Plasti-phone. Wonder how much it was.”

by Goochee August 16, 2018

Phone AIDS

When your phone stops receiving messages in a group chat

Mike: My car crashes into shit by itself
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors

Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday

by StivesMoney July 10, 2020

The Phone Move

When a male leans in excessively close to a female to see something displayed on the female's hand held device (phone, camera, ipod) in order to achieve physical contact.

When Sara showed Jim the picture they just took together, Jim used the phone move to get close enough to lean against her.

by d-holl November 4, 2009