simp

your friend John, probably

of course he's a simp, his name's John

by cheesecakemom June 3, 2020

Simp

A silly or foolish individual, usually goes by the name of Kain Pendelton. Actually cares about girls feelings despite texting them for a solid two weeks

Oh haha you simp! You’re doing a Kain again

by Barnsleylad May 15, 2020

SIMP

Sexual Inactive Male Partner

John is such a simp these days

by tQby May 10, 2020

Simp

pokimane fan

simp

by sixty nine 69 April 5, 2020

simp

A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.

A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.

K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.

by Short and Stubby Alex August 7, 2020

simp

many boys at newtown middle school

person1: that boy mike is a simp
person2: i know right! so is ryan

by jjjjjjjjjjjl March 2, 2020

Simp

A man who obsessively sucks up to women in hopes of them dating him.

“Hey man, did you hear all that crap Jayden was saying to those girls?” “Yeah, man, what a simp”

by ryebagel April 19, 2020