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nut tug of war

A game where a piece of string have 2 ends that a tied on to the nuts, genitalia, groin, crotch, testicles male. The contestants will walk back and the string will have to go off of nuts but nether contestants can untie the string the losses will get kicked in the nuts
Last time I played nut tug of war I lost and the winer was not wearing no normal shoe of corse it had a Metal front that was not kicked quite softly at my nuts
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
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nut wrenching cold

So cold that the testicles bid a hasty retreat into the body. The coldest of cold. Even colder than butt ass cold.
Bro I can barely walk outside. It's nut wrenching cold.
by DaveVsShark March 20, 2023
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Nut Nursery

Eight of these are required for creation of a gug.
Yoooo! I just got my 8th Nut Nursery! Holy shit nigga, that's a gug!!
by TNfiend May 30, 2023
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nut cream

Nut cream is a complicated sexual act which probably will become popular in porn movies very soon.

1. You (the man) fucks a girl in the ass and cum on her asshole (note: not in her asshole).

2. When the sperm lies there on her ass you take a hold off your balls (hence the term "nut") and puts 'em down her asshole, then begin to "ballfuck" her.

3. Take out your balls, now dripping of sperm and "brown sauce" and let the girl take a lick (or suck).

This is what you call "nut cream".
- Hey girl, wanna take a load of nut cream?
- Hell yeah, let me lick it off!
by Karl Kyyke May 8, 2008
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nut mustard

dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin
johnny scraped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin
by Chocistar October 17, 2003
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nut tickler

Someone who performs the service of tickling a nutsack for 13.95 a tickle. Or for 12.95 if they are a card carrying union member. (Union Members have health care)
"Hey nut tickler you got change for a $20?"
"Will you tickle one of my nuts for half price or is the price per sack, Nut tickler?"
by A rich, rich man September 17, 2005
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nut check

1) A violent slap, punch, or kick to the pubic area that causes extreme pain and usually results in spontaneous ejaculation without arousal.

2) Checking a fine bitch you meet at the club to make sure she ain't a man. Also accompanies an Adam's Apple check.
1) That bitch stole my girl so I nutchecked his punk ass.

2) when I nut checked that ho I met at the club I felt some nuts so I shot her fuck ass.
by umean2tellme January 4, 2004
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