by Phnx563 May 16, 2025
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Get the Mid-stroke voice mug.Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025
Get the vampire-bat stroking mug.Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Psychopath Stroke Called Distressed Stutter & Psychosomatic Suspects<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Guy 1 "Bro I had such a nice time barnacle Stroking it last night."
Guy 2 "I'm not a fan of the cold, but you do you bro."
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by Biggus-Meatus June 10, 2025
Get the Barnacle Stroking mug.The 4 stroke cycle is when you grab 2 dildos covered in shit and maggots, then deeply shove them in a woman’s cooter and mouth so she will be relaxed and can’t scream. Then you put on a Chewbacca outfit and rip her arms off and roar. Then, you release a swarm of fire ants into her cooter to eat her alive from the inside out. After she is dead, you take her bones and professionally shape them to be limb attachments. You then take the arms you ripped off her and connect them to the limb attachments. With the Bluetooth accessory you should be able to control the arms and hands with your mind. Then you pull out your dick and like an engine your stroke one hand down at a time and one hand up at a time. Then you have the four stroke cycle.
by Mrreggin October 7, 2025
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