ninja unicorn

ninja unicorns are rare.
strong yet compassionate.
funny and unique
they like art and music.
they make total dorks of themselves.
and are also partially bear.
only 2 in the world exist.
have the agility of a ninja
and are believed to be myths like unicorns

hey you know that one art teacher yeah hes a total ninja unicorn.

get the f*ck outta here your nothing near a ninja unicorn.

damn xXadrianXx wishes he was a ninja unicorn

by nooooodle.! January 18, 2009

ninja fucker

Guy who likes to screw chicks violently and fast, like a ninja, sometimes in a public place. The girl is usually someone the "ninja fucker" has just met.

Man, after that quickie I had in the bathroom at the bar I feel like a stealthy ninja fucker!

by StinkyTee July 28, 2006

ninja boot

Stems from the separated-big-toe footwear popular in Asian countries. A synonym for camel toe.

Friend A: "Look at the camel toe on that girl!"
Friend B: "Dude, don't say that so loud. Say 'Ninja Boot' instead."

by OHC June 30, 2004

ninja giggle

the small nearly unnoticeable laugh a ninja does on the rare occasion when he is caught. Ninjas are almost never caught, hence no one knows what a ninja giggle sounds like.

As the ninja unobtrusively snuck down the high school hallway and the assistant principal saw him, he ninja giggled

by luckyones05 May 6, 2006

ninja pizza

pizza that disappears very quickly without a trace

ninjas love ninja pizza!

by Gerg Craver October 5, 2007

ninja cock slap

a small little wiener that is hard and hard to see at night when used properly it can be effective against the female species. Also a sneak fuck from pussy to ass.

Jimmy did a flying spin flip over the table and ninja cock slapped Jenny on the side of the head.

by Matt Kopacz November 1, 2004

ninja turtle

four people high fiving each other over someones back ninja turtle style.this act is similar to the Eiffle tower.

we ninja turtled "Jack"when he knelt down to clean.

by Sofera July 9, 2006