master card

this is the proccess of someone sliding there butt crack
in beetween another persons nose usually while they are asleep or passed out

john has passed i should master card him

by jeff gunning November 16, 2006

masterbation

simple practice of solo sex.probably not one teenage male that hasn't done it in your hometown,unless they are of course that kinda funny guy that just won't ever seem to converse about sex or girls.see limp dick motherfucker

i probably could not go a week without masterbation

by pothhead February 26, 2009

double master blaster

cuming from getting head, while taking a hit from the crack pipe

i love the double master blasters

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Master Asia

The Undefeated of the East!

Runs the Invincible School of Master Asia. He loves Gundam.

Master Asia: Gundam Fight! READY GO!

by master asia December 5, 2007

Masterbite

Masterbite is where you suck your own dick for pleasure. Some People may think its impossible but bendey people can.

Oh My God i had a tight masterbite last night.

by Jacob && Harry August 5, 2008

Cunt Master Flex

The biggest cunt of all with a flex added on.

Get the fuck out of here cunt master flex.

by Nathan Dogg April 12, 2008

dip master of the universe

also known as a dmotu, a dip master of the universe is a person who loves dip, and spends most their time talking about dip, or making dip jokes.

"Hey wanna come over and throw in a lip while we work on that Emily Dickinson essay?"

"More like Emily Dip-inson"

"Damn dude you're a real dip master of the universe aren't you."

"fuck ya"

or

"Dude I totally through in a lip during class today"

"Shit man you really are a dmotu"

by Dip Lover 420 December 6, 2009