Girl: Can you let me borrow some cash? I'll pay you next week.
Dude: I don't think so, that sounds like monkey business.
Dude: I don't think so, that sounds like monkey business.
by Lucifer firefly May 16, 2012
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youre a fucking twatter monkey!
get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!
dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!
get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!
dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!
by aj sucka sucka July 25, 2009
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Whore 1: You see that guy, he's such a brothel monkey
Whore 2: I know! But he's pays well, he's single-handledy putting my kids through college
Whore 2: I know! But he's pays well, he's single-handledy putting my kids through college
by Mashypoo August 28, 2009
Get the brothel monkey mug.A large group of huge black guys, uninvited to your party, who rush for the keg, hog it, and finish it off in record time.
Since the keg is gone, a beer run is in order. The Keg Monkeys do NOT contribute to the beer run funds. Once the beer is gone, they will bounce. If they chose to hang around, fights will break out. BE WEARY OF THE KEG MONKEYS!
Since the keg is gone, a beer run is in order. The Keg Monkeys do NOT contribute to the beer run funds. Once the beer is gone, they will bounce. If they chose to hang around, fights will break out. BE WEARY OF THE KEG MONKEYS!
Michael: "WOW, who the FUCK invited those keg monkeys!?"
Favio: "Not sure, but they are finishing off the keg!"
Favio: "Not sure, but they are finishing off the keg!"
by angryhousepartyhost November 9, 2009
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HM2: I heard it gets 5% faster download rates and has copy-paste now!
HM1: Let's throw out our old phones and buy these new ones!
Casual Observer: What a couple of hype monkeys.
HM2: I heard it gets 5% faster download rates and has copy-paste now!
HM1: Let's throw out our old phones and buy these new ones!
Casual Observer: What a couple of hype monkeys.
by the_sloner November 12, 2010
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When used in conversation, it means; "Why yes, that sounds like an amiable occurrence, old bean."
When used in conversation, it means; "Why yes, that sounds like an amiable occurrence, old bean."
by sooz_the_great April 20, 2006
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2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.
3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.
3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!
2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.
3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.
3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
by Kirk Anderson and Mark VanVlack December 3, 2005
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