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Monkey Business

It means all of the following: crazy shit, being shady, lies. You tend to use the term casually.
Girl: Can you let me borrow some cash? I'll pay you next week.

Dude: I don't think so, that sounds like monkey business.
by Lucifer firefly May 16, 2012
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Twatter Monkey

a phrase you say to a grimy girl; a girl with a dirty vagina. when phrase is said in an argument, you automatically win.
youre a fucking twatter monkey!

get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!

dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!
by aj sucka sucka July 25, 2009
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brothel monkey

A person who regularly frequents brothels and is well known by the people who work there, so much so he/she has a "usual".
Whore 1: You see that guy, he's such a brothel monkey
Whore 2: I know! But he's pays well, he's single-handledy putting my kids through college
by Mashypoo August 28, 2009
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Keg Monkeys

A large group of huge black guys, uninvited to your party, who rush for the keg, hog it, and finish it off in record time.

Since the keg is gone, a beer run is in order. The Keg Monkeys do NOT contribute to the beer run funds. Once the beer is gone, they will bounce. If they chose to hang around, fights will break out. BE WEARY OF THE KEG MONKEYS!
Michael: "WOW, who the FUCK invited those keg monkeys!?"
Favio: "Not sure, but they are finishing off the keg!"
by angryhousepartyhost November 9, 2009
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hype monkey

A person who quickly buys into and acts on media or marketing hype.
HM1: Did you hear about the new $600 4G phone? It totally puts my $550 3G phone to shame.
HM2: I heard it gets 5% faster download rates and has copy-paste now!
HM1: Let's throw out our old phones and buy these new ones!

Casual Observer: What a couple of hype monkeys.
by the_sloner November 12, 2010
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Monkeys of funkyness

The coolest damn monkeys in the world.

When used in conversation, it means; "Why yes, that sounds like an amiable occurrence, old bean."
Chris: "Want to come over on Friday?"
Sooz: "Monkeys of funkyness!"
by sooz_the_great April 20, 2006
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Monkey Funch

1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.

2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.

3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!

2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.

3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
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