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Midnight Tortettis

The sudden burst of energy affiliated with staying up too long.
My midnight tortettis were so bad last night, I couldn't stop laughing at the dumbest things.
by Brandoine May 18, 2020
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midnight welding

When the woman passes out the man will ejaculated on her eyelids and letting it dry practicing the Art of Midnight Welding.
Tammy pass-out without taking care of my needs so I jerk-off and ejaculated on her eyelids. Letting it dry to shut close her eye lids practicing the art of midnight welding.
by eti March 12, 2014
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Midnight Snack

Having company over for some adult time in the middle of the night without staying over. When somone comes over for seggy time ridiculously late at night. Snacking late
Is anyone coming over tonight?

Yeah, i'll probably have a midnight snack at some point.
by Annah11 July 18, 2023
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Midnight

Night is a quiet time where all the hurting stops, where you enter your dream world. Finally your parents stop fighting and don't hurt you anymore. It is finally peace. Dreams are a better world where the problems stop at the door. You can sleep in peace now. It's Midnight.
It is midnight! It is finally quiet.
by anonymous May 11, 2021
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Midnight Snack

A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.

If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
Bro, I ate WAY too much Chinese food. I'm definitely gonna wake up for a midnight snack tonight
by Munson G. September 12, 2022
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midnight

1- 00:00 (12:00 am).
2- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the day (period of 24 hours) and the beginning of the next day (period of 24 hours).
3- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the evening and the beginning of the postmidnight.
4- The middle of the nighttime.
Midnight.
by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025
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midnight dominator

Someone who possess you off so much that your pussy gets wet, but he's your daddy so you just have to roll with it. Actual real.
by Midnight Dominator January 7, 2017
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