Matt Dorman

A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.

Matt dorman is so gay and ugly, how is his sister so fucking sexy?

by thatguyyoushouldfollow October 29, 2020

Big Matt

Fattest person alive loves to eat a hundred pancakes a day and toast loves tall Venezuelan men and fat Chinese people who touches him. In bed he watches gay porn in bed with his sister while talking to his boyfriend on snap chat (jamie) who sends him dick picks

Big Matt is a very fat gay man

by 6big matt May 14, 2022

The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.

Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020

Matt Lauered

To be forcefully penetrated in your anus

I wasn’t into anal, but then I got Matt Lauered and saw what it was all about.

by NewDefinition2213 October 12, 2019

Matt Canada

He is the most mentally deficient offensive coordinator of all time. They are wasting so much young talent on the best team in the league, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Could be used to call someone stupid in a very offensive way.

"You are acting like Matt Canada right now"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH"

by MattCanada hater 69420 October 3, 2023

Matt Gilligan

A dickhead who vapes and lives at st15 ways

Matt gilligan

by Tom sagaloo November 5, 2018

The Matt Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matt Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party

by P A Akin May 24, 2019