Shmerken doff lai

A bitch who thinks she’s good at tik tok

Shmerken doff lai is annoying

by Hehehehehlollollol June 14, 2019

Laying Grout

The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.

"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."

by synasthetic October 14, 2016

Sack Lay

A sack lay is when a buddy falls asleep or passes out and you proceed to pull out your ball sack and lay it on them. This is usually followed by photographic evidence and howling with laughter.

He was so tired he fell asleep after the hike and his friend pulled an exquisite sack lay and snapped a photo.

by royeroyeroy December 23, 2013

Lai lai

A person's mother-in-law

Yek is always reminded to cook dinner for his Lai lai

by Yek's Lai lai March 9, 2021

Lay Down

Accepting your sentence without snitching, cooperating, or trying to cut a deal. It implies staying solid, doing your time, and not folding under pressure

If you catch a case, Lay Down and do your time like a real one—no talking, no snitching.

by Insouciant Bastard February 23, 2025

lay down friend

A friend that you lay down with.

Even though he's not my man, I can make him my lay down friend. Side piece boo friend personal friend hennessy weed nasty freaky Netflix and chill nightshow

by kydeelou September 6, 2016

Heather Lay

The Karen of all Karen’s. Psychotic Band mom

Don’t be a Heather Lay.

by HelpYoNR October 6, 2020