Llama lamp

When you’re hella fatty f*cked up, get startled by and try to say “lava lamp”

“Ooooh a llama lamp”

by alexiskaleb January 26, 2020

Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.

Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)

by Steorge February 6, 2020

Dirty Lamphear

When you’re taking her to pound town and pull out and cum on her face and say “are you feeling it now mr krabs”

Adam: Dude how was it last night?
Steve: She told me to pull out so I gave her a dirty Lamphear!”

by Citywok69 September 30, 2020

Group Lampin

when you have sexual relations with your partners

i was lampin, then she came over so we was group lampin

by anonymous October 27, 2020

rod lamp

Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats

Man that guy is such an a**hole, I wish someone would give him the old rod lamp.

by MassHole 2020 November 3, 2020

lava lamp

(verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).

Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?

Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.

by #HodgePodgeLA April 1, 2021

Nott_Lamp

This random dude that doesn't care about your opinion, or what you think of him

Nott_Lamp didn't ask

by Nott_Lamp May 1, 2021