log of legends

A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.

Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!

Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.

by Dogburster Big Bolox September 23, 2021

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Living Legend

A women or man who has built a reputation for being someone every one wants that has since has grown out of the party scene but still remains as a figure of attraction to people of a younger generation.

A person who is almost unobtainable.

My manager at work is a real Living Legend. Back in the day she used to be a freak but now she has grown. Still she remains gorgeous and is out of reach for a kid like me.

by Amberland May 13, 2018

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Leon's Legends

The most elite SoulCycle squad forged in sweat, sass, and whatever motivational magic Leon preaches over his immaculate taste in moody music. Known for showing up to his unhinged classes, slaying through his crack jogs, and somehow surviving his long ass runs without questioning their life choices.

Did you see the leaderboard? Leon's Legends are in the top 3... again.

by koala.shakespeare November 19, 2025

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