Lazy Cassie

This is when someone poops in a urinal.

Let's hurry up and leave, the toilet was broken and I really needed to shit so I had to pull a Lazy Cassie. At least it was mostly liquid.

by SeñorDingDong November 17, 2023

Lazy Mutha Fucka

Someone who literally does nothing besides sit on their ass all day.

Did you see what Cameron was doing today?

Yeah, nothing, that lazy mutha fucka!

by TheOGBitchTitsMcgee October 19, 2022

lazy eyed sam

Midwestern girl is is shy and timid sexually but probably does things like fuck dogs and has threesomes

that Amanda is such a a lazy eyed sam but I heard she shot a gangbang porn

by Moo.sam December 2, 2024

Lazy panhandler

Noun: a person who chooses to make money in a very non conventional way. Money is not earned through labor.

I hate this job. I’m gonna get famous on the internet and become a lazy panhandler.

by The lazy panhandler May 6, 2025

Gender-lazy Polliwog

Jared Kushner

During TFG aka The Former Guy's regime, demure and meek Jared Kushner received illegal security clearance and committed like hundreds of felonies. When Carla saw him saunter out the White House for the last time, she exclaimed "bye, Gender-lazy Polliwog, ya little cunt. now run along and wait until you're indicted"

by Uncle Joosie April 9, 2022

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

lazy streaker

A person who Streaks with you on SnapChat, but is SUPER lazy. They tend to send black pictures with simple captions such as "streaks" or "gn/gm streaks".

Ryan: " Bro, I hate streaking with Emily... all of the pictures she sends me are SO boring. She's such a lazy streaker."

Bobby: "I feel you dude, after I hit 100 days with her I stopped..."

by xphiaggie January 29, 2017