kentucky-fried

when you get sand on you at the beach after you put on sun tan lotion

Damn I hate that little kid who kicked sand on me after I put sun tan lotion and now I'm kentucky-fried

by onslaught94 August 14, 2009

Kentucky Fried Faggot

A gay male from Kentucky.

Dude, that guy is a Kentucky fried faggot!

by Trick_daddy November 17, 2007

Kentucky Pole Washing

When someone is giving a blowjob, and because of too much booze or other reason vomits on the cock. similar to the kentucky oasis

Tony: dude, you smell fucking rancid!

Matt: yeah, she drank too much last night at the bar, and then gave me a Kentucky Pole Washing

by Tequila Mockingbird October 27, 2008

Kentucky Spray Tan

Occurs when you have intercourse with a girl while on her period and you railbone her so hard to where when your done she queefs and sprays blood all over your stomach and midsection. Hence the term spray tan.

I fucked a girl so hard that when I pulled out to nut on her stomach she gave me a kentucky spray tan.

by ky_bronzed April 10, 2011

Kentucky Fried Pipeline

Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, a Kentucky Fried Pipeline involves the stuffing of a condom with fried chicken. After the stuffing, freezing the condom and using it as a fried chicken dildo makes it a Kentucky Fried Pipeline.

Hey, we've got a lot of left over chicken here...let's make a Kentucky Fried Pipeline to shove up each other's asses.

by ChicknGuy8 December 23, 2009

eastern kentucky grandma

A grandma in her 30s. Had her children when she was younger than 15. However, she doesn't look 30 (more like 70) due to all of the drugs she's taken. Has a hoarse voice and raspily yells at her grandchildren.

That old husk must be an eastern kentucky grandma!

by granny343 October 14, 2011

kentucky fried bullshit

an event so unbelieveably dissapointing, its is nessecary to use this word

"manning throws, what a catch! he's at the 20, the 10! out of bounds at the 3 and the rams win superbowl (number)"

mike- THIS IS SOME KFBS

rob- kfbs?

mike- KENTUCKY FRIED BULLSHIT

mike- yes and can i get a bucket of fried chicken

cashier- here you are enjoy your meal

mike- what the fuck its grilled? this is some kentucky fried BULLSHIT!

cashier- epic lulz

by mr awesomes July 14, 2009