Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.
by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024
Get the Juan Dis Phakinatmug. TL: Masamang damo, taong hindi namamatay. Malaking balimbing rin ayon kay Cory Aquino.
EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.
EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.
TL: Uy tingnan mo, nagka-COVID si Juan Ponce Enrile, pero ayaw ni Satanas na mamatay siya dahil baka mapatalsik siya ni Enrile sa impeyrno
EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.
EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.
by Shitsta_sucks July 22, 2022
Get the Juan Ponce Enrilemug. Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."
by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024
Get the Juan Sebastianmug.