Juan

Juan is an insanely handsome man known for his Minecraft skills.

Bro, did you see Juan going crazy this round? He's the GOAT.

by ElNubinator January 10, 2023

Juan

A fatass that caused the earthquakes in California and leads a Gag group called killer cartel

Juan: * jumps once*
Cali: woah a earthquake!

by Onlymesoshutup July 9, 2019

Juan

Juan seems like a very happy dude but sometimes that's not the case hes low-key depressed as fuck but even though he goes through a lot he tries to make people happy and cheer them up. He also is very loving and obsessive once he falls in love with some one he'll never stop thinking about them and he loves them so much it hurts him physically and mentally he want them and them only. Juan is also very good with words whenever he wants to be good with words. If you ever catch him staring at you just know hes admiring your beauty

Juan-Chubby or Buff Maybe both

by kaykay88883 August 21, 2023

DOM Juan

DOM means "Dirty Old Man". DOM Juan is a dirty old man who is trying to romance a girl young enough to be his daughter or granddaughter.

Jessica: "Mel is constantly slobbering over all the pretty young girls."

Tricia: "Well, isn't he such the DOM Juan!"

by vivicafox June 7, 2009

Dam Juan

Code for lets smoke weed later

Dam juan

by Niggacheese Raven September 15, 2019

Juan Ponce Enrile

TL: Masamang damo, taong hindi namamatay. Malaking balimbing rin ayon kay Cory Aquino.

EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.

TL: Uy tingnan mo, nagka-COVID si Juan Ponce Enrile, pero ayaw ni Satanas na mamatay siya dahil baka mapatalsik siya ni Enrile sa impeyrno

EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.

by Shitsta_sucks July 22, 2022