Josh

Hot guys that vapes a lot but it's very sick. He says the funniest things and is a very open person. Can pull out of town bitches and steal them from his friends. He's a total babe and sav.

Omg did you see josh he looked so hot with his vape the other day

by Kaitlynvamato December 1, 2016

Josh

A gentleman who loves his trainer more than life itself . He is also a Fairweather sports fan who enjoys "sportsball", unless it is UFC of course.He also enjoys giant ham sandwiches, and enjoys "yoloswag"

I wish that guy would stop being a Josh and be normal.

by FrisbeeChucker1738 December 19, 2016

[Josh] and [Corey]

Polar extreams, a pair of inverts. A magnetic quality provided by each contributes to this pairing a seemingly indestructible pull. As long as they line up with one another positively they demonstrate an enduring inseparable strength. On the opposite end either of them happen to show the other a negative side nothing in this verse can force them together. When working toward a common goal this pairing couldn't be more complementary. Without the other each would be lost. They each are the others true north adding meaning and creating clean renewable energies whose fule benefits not only themselves but the rest of the world consequentialy.

Passions of such omnipotent strength has yet to be matched, inspiring perfection within all who aspire.

ebb and flow, Sun and moon, push and pull, life and death, lust and love, Josh and Corey

by Syntrax February 3, 2017

Josh

A fat fuck, but not too fat, just the perfect amount of fat.

No one could be as thicc and gorgeous as that fat fuck Josh

by TheBetterJQ March 8, 2017

Josh

A common name for a cat that loves everything and licks other cat

Your cat is such a josh. It jumped on me and kept kissing me.

by John cenar April 16, 2017

Josh

A creature that steals sporks and tomato sauce, lurking deep within the darkness of his stinky room. You will find him on bright sunny days drawing doodles in a boring office talking to 112 year old ladies and listening to lyrical genius Pitbull. He engages in games such as Mortal Kombat and Hearthstone, taunting and provoking his friends before failing miserably and being unable to accept defeat. In physical appearance he has a head shaped like a Humphead Parrotfish and the most beautiful eyelashes you've ever seen. His body is in the shape of a rope. He has been called many things, but prefers jerk, or douche bag. His only weakness is the brave and valiant soldier known as Fat Raiden.

"Who even is Rope Man?"

"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."

by Sooowgnya April 21, 2017

Josh

That one guy who everybody loves and is pretty chill. He's super funny and cool and his shoe game is on point. But he cleans them ALOT.

Josh is so fresh.

by Catlov3r6969 April 25, 2017